Out of the Mouths of Babes

[Warren]

I was at a birthday party for a little 5 year old miscreant princess. There were presents flung at her, all of her friends there, magician show, clowns, pony rides, an afternoon of dropping innumerable quarters at those kiddie casino gamerooms and finally dinner at a nice restaurant where at least we of countless multiples of her age could enjoy an adult beverage. She wanted a chocolate shake. Informed that they had run out of chocolate shakes, she burst into tears and screamed, "This has been the worst day of my life!"