The Last of the Civil War Veterans

[L Verge]

And the guy next to him is talking on his cell phone, discretely covered by his napkin.
(He's probably just trying to disguise his voice on the phone. "Hey, let me speak to George Townsend. Hey George, have I got a scoop for you! Guess who I'm sitting next to?"

They all look like they can't wait to start eating.

The sheer amount of those many men waiting to be fed three times a day boggles my mind.