I have signed up to volunteer at the Surratt House and am waiting with baited breath to start training. I'm even sprouting some lip hair so I'm not tempted to dress like my Twin Payne in his undies (thanks Kate for saving me from embarrassing myself in front of Laurie). Check out my progress:
https://twitter.com/Tek2012Tek/status/80...9939030020
Place you bets:
Peachfuzz Even Money
JWB stache 50 to 1 (Just like Mine That Bird)
My mother is a really good seamstress. She made my Elvis Halloween Costume when I was 6.
Thomas Kearney, Professional Photobomber.