Powell's Hair being "Filed?" What's THAT about?!

[Linda Anderson]

(09-23-2012 06:00 PM)Gene C Wrote:  How about the cover of "Conspirator's Quarterly"? this month's articles include -
Fashionable hairstyles that keep the bugs at bay
Courtroom demeanor, how to speak volumes without saying a word.
Is constipation making you crazy?
Vacationing in the Keys...It's not all sun and surf.

More articles:

Live in the moment-How to entice the ladies when you are on trial for your life.
Plan for the future -How to write the perfect thank you note for the presents the ladies send you in case you survive this whole ordeal and want to marry one of them.
Mastering the difficult art of crossing your legs when your legs are shackled by a six foot long chain to which is attached a 50 pound ball.