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Man! I've been sitting at home today with carpenters pounding things around me, so I decided to google "Lincoln and Illusionists." Never found that topic because there is an evidently superb Broadway production called "The Illusionists," and it's playing at D.C.'s Kennedy Center at the end of this month. It is also booked into other venues, and every ticket center known to man is advertising it.

In case y'all want to visit the New Year's Eve production at the Kennedy Center, here's general information (no price).

The Illusionists

Direct from Broadway, the world’s best-selling magic show returns to the Kennedy Center after sell-out shows in 2015! This mind-blowing spectacular showcases the jaw-dropping talents of the most incredible Illusionists on earth. The Illusionists has shattered box office records across the globe and dazzles audiences of all ages with a powerful mix of the most outrageous and astonishing acts ever to be seen on stage. This non-stop show is packed with thrilling and sophisticated magic of unprecedented proportions.

Recommended for age 7 and up.

Performance Timing: Approximately 2 hours, including one intermission.

Going to the 8 p.m. show on New Year's Eve? Your ticket also includes the Kennedy Center Grand Foyer Party, with festive dancing to great bands, a countdown to midnight, a big balloon drop, and more.

Wonder how much Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln would have paid to take Tad to this...