In San Francisco, Virus is Contained but Schools Are Still Closed

[David Lockmiller]

1. Given that you can't tell the time without using 10,000 words (usually not your own, but of someone else) I'll do my best.

2. I have done absolutely nothing

Response to item 1: It's 8:30 AM local time here in San Francisco. See, I learned my lesson, teacher.

Response to item 2: That's all you needed to say in order "to be as brief as possible." I now accuse you, as you did accuse me, of verbosity.