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[Gene C]

Judging from the title, that's a sure fire poem to win a lady's heart.
Looks like I may have found the substance for chapter two of "Poems Robert Should Never Have Given to Lucy"

But that's not all.
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Yes, you can read the poem on Internet Archives,
https://archive.org/details/battleofbunk...of+liberty

But why do that when you can own your very own copy?
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Makes me wonder what might have happened if Robert Lincoln had given a copy of this book to John Wilkes Booth to give to Lucy Hale, and told him it was a sure fire way to gain Lucy's affection.
Or maybe he did.
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