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[Gene C]

There once was a lass from New Hampshire,
Who's heart a young actor did capture
She had culture and class
He was vain with a past
It was a relationship doomed not to last

Her parents said no,
But she loved him so,
and her parents didn't know what to do.

Her picture he always did carry
He had bragged that they one day would marry.
To others, he said the same
She'd find him untrue,
Left her broken hearted and blue
He had used her to find fortune and fame

By his actions some thought him insane,
To his family and friends he brought shame.
Left her broken hearted and blue
What could she do
She would never be quite the same.

Her parents tried to avoid the scandal
They decided this problem they would handle
They took her one night, with the moon shinning bright
And they carried her away off to Spain

(needs some work still, doesn't it?
So far the best title to this is, "Poems Robert Should Never Have Given To Lucy")