Unwanted Facts, blah, blah, blah

[Paul F.]

Nope. You're all wrong. I have it on good authority (a friend of mine was traveling out east and someone gave him a pamphlet walking down the sidewalk) that Mary Lincoln was the one who shot Abe in the box at Ford's. Who cares about the fieldglasses? Sense the sarcasm yet? Always a fun discussion, though!