Seasonal Trivia

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(12-23-2017 01:42 PM)Gene C Wrote:  After the partridge in the pair tree died from over indulging on pears,
The two turtle doves were taken by the Fish and Wildlife department for almost being an endangered species,
The three French horns were accidently destroyed after the neighbors kids started playing them at 7 AM,
The four calling birds were called away
The five golden rings turned green and were returned to the jewelry store,
The six geese a laying were impounded by the Health Dept

The seven swans were accidently mistaken for ugly ducklings and shot by overzealous hunters
Eight maids a milking went on strike
Nine ladies dancing had a collision while performing and ended up in the emergency room
The tens lords a leaping had to leave for gymnastics practice
The eleven pipers piping were all arrested for smoking an illegal substance
The 12 drummers were arrested for unlawful assembly and drummed out of town.

Needless to say, my true love and I have split up.

I love it! This one definitely gets passed along to my email friends.

Now, has anyone arrived at an answer for my challenge?