Lost Cow at 541 H Street

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(08-24-2016 05:27 PM)Tom Bogar Wrote:  

(08-24-2016 03:21 PM)Dennis Urban Wrote:  The true origin of the cow's name is unknown. However, I have a number of theories; none of which need to be put into print.

It was my understanding that the cow was in cahoots with Stanton, Weichmann, John Surratt and the Confederate Secret Service, and had to skedaddle to Oklahoma, where she lived out her years on a grassy knoll and did not die in that burning tobacco barn (despite the puffs of smoke clearly visible before it came crashing down), as misreported in the unreliable mainstream media. (And no, she was never seen in Area 51.)

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