Will the real Thomas F. Harney, PLEASE STAND UP!

[Gene C]

How would you plant land mines at the White House lawn and have no one catch you?

Why the White House lawn?
It's not like Lincoln spent a lot of time on the lawn.

I've got to pull out my copy of Come Retribution.
This makes about as much sense to me as trying to kill Lincoln in a crowded theater.

It's embarrassing to get out smarted and out stupided at the same time (Booth's plot)