Conspirator Christmas

[Susan Higginbotham]

To the tune of Rudolph....

Louis the nosey tenant,
had a very shiny nose
Whenever he was eavesdropping,
you could easily see it glow.
All of the other conspirators,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Weichmann
Join in their subversive games.

Then one foggy Good Friday,
Mrs Surratt came to say
Weichman, with your nose so bright,
Won't you drive my buggy tonite.

Then all the feds just loved him.
And they shouted out with glee,
Louis will be our key witness,
Four of them will swing, you'll see

Yes Louis the nosey tenant,
You'll go down in history.

Someone with a decent singing voice (not me!) really needs to record that version for our holiday pleasure.