Powell's Hair being "Filed?" What's THAT about?!

[Joe Di Cola]

Sometimes you have to have fun with history.....

Certainly NO disrespect to either Mr. Powell or Mrs. Surratt is intended....

No disrespect meant here either...but since we are BALDly going where no member has gone before...
MARY SURRATT WHEN SHE COULD
STYLED HER HAIR TO LOOK GOOD,
SHE CONSPIRED WITH BOOTH
WAS CAUGHT BY A SLEUTH,
IN JULY ON THE GALLOWS SHE STOOD.