Part 1 Of My New Paper

[ReignetteC]

Thomas,

I enjoyed reading your paper. But I don't see how anyone could compare JWB to Justin Beiber, especially in matters of style and charm. Please! I don't even see the Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp similarity. Regarding sartorial taste, I would compare JWB to George Clooney or a young Cary Grant.

Be sure to thank your mother - again and again - for empowering you to participate in this once-in-a-lifetime experience. She sounds really cool!

Reignette