Lincoln and Ann Rutledge

[Eva Elisabeth]

Excellent point, Scott.

As for the "Chronicles of Reuben", to be somewhat more precise:
It was a poem A. L. wrote about an incident when two of Aaron Grigby's brothers held a double-marriage and he wasn't invited. He arranged for the brothers to be brought to the wrong bedrooms after the ceremony, where their brother's new wives awaited. The "Chronicles of Reuben" was named after one of the brothers, and goes as follows:

"I will tell you a Joke about Jewel and Mary
It is neither a Joke nor a Story
For Rubin and Charles has married two girls
But Billy has married a boy
The girlies he had tried on every Side
But none could he get to agree
All was in vain he went home again
And since that he's married to Natty

So Billy and Natty agreed very well
And mama's well pleased at the match
The egg it is laid but Natty's afraid
The Shell is So Soft that it never will hatch
But Betsy she said you Cursed bald head
My Suitor you never Can be
Beside your low crotch proclaims you a botch And that never Can answer for me."