Christmas gift

[Rhatkinson]

3. John Nicolay copy of the Gettysburg Address that I made (true story: my brother asked me if that was the real Nicolay copy. Seriously. I replied that yes, I had broken into the Lincoln bedroom and stolen it from the White House.)

Heath, sometimes I give away free nights in the Lincoln Bedroom for correct answers to trivia questions. Be on the lookout for this opportunity.

Don't even joke like that, Roger. My dream is to visit the Lincoln bedroom!