Well, Joseph, except for the fact that I have/had no brothers, all of the other clues fit ME -- I just ain't that OLD!
I'm a thinkin, I'm a thinkin. I'm a gonna need help though 'cause the heat of the past week in Southern Maryland done fried my brain.
I know this darn Yankee wouldn't make it this easy for me, but could it possibly be Olivia Floyd of Southern Maryland?