Abraham Lincoln sightings
02-05-2013, 05:08 PM,
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RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings
I don't know if this is a "sighting" per se but it was an unexpected reference to Lincoln while reading the book Groucho Marx, Secret Agent: A Mystery Featuring Groucho Marx by Ron Goulart. Groucho is being interviewed and is asked:

"What's your costume meant to be?"

"I'm Abraham Lincoln, obviously." Though he had applied the greasepaint moustache he used in his movies, there was no Lincolnesque beard in evidence. Instead of a stovepipe hat, he was wearing one of his old Captain Spaulding pith helmets. And over the shoulders of his tweedy autumnal sport coat, he had thrown a shawl.

"You don't look much like Lincoln."

"Neither did Abe Lincoln."

"He never, for instance, wore a pith helmet.'

"He never happened to wear one when there were photographers around, true," admitted Groucho. "But he was often seen with a shawl very much like this one draped over his careworn shoulders."

"I doubt Lincoln's shawl had "Souvenir of Youngstown, Ohio" embroidered across_"

"As a chap who's gotten himself tarted up to resemble a potential pallbearer for Orson Welles, you're in no position to cast aspersions," Groucho informed me "We might allow you to cast a few nasturtiums later in the evening, however, so stick around."


FUNNY STUFF!
Bill Nash
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Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 12-27-2012, 06:05 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Rob Wick - 12-27-2012, 07:29 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Chuck - 12-30-2012, 09:13 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 12-27-2012, 07:45 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Rob Wick - 12-27-2012, 08:23 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Mark MacKenzie - 12-28-2012, 06:32 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by ReignetteC - 12-29-2012, 01:40 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Jim Page - 12-29-2012, 02:24 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by BettyO - 12-29-2012, 07:18 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 12-30-2012, 04:03 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by J. Beckert - 12-30-2012, 05:10 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 12-30-2012, 07:06 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Gene C - 12-30-2012, 08:39 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by L Verge - 12-30-2012, 09:21 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Gene C - 12-30-2012, 09:31 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Chuck - 12-30-2012, 10:57 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 12-31-2012, 02:41 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by BettyO - 12-31-2012, 06:00 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Chuck - 12-31-2012, 06:08 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by BettyO - 12-31-2012, 06:13 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Chuck - 12-31-2012, 06:19 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by BettyO - 12-31-2012, 06:43 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Chuck - 12-31-2012, 07:09 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 01-05-2013, 05:34 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Hess1865 - 01-05-2013, 06:30 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 01-05-2013, 05:14 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 01-26-2013, 05:16 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Hess1865 - 01-26-2013, 05:24 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 01-26-2013, 05:35 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by RJNorton - 01-26-2013, 01:27 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 01-26-2013, 01:40 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by L Verge - 01-26-2013, 09:13 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 01-26-2013, 09:36 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Hess1865 - 01-27-2013, 02:03 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Hess1865 - 01-31-2013, 05:15 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by RJNorton - 01-31-2013, 01:13 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 01-31-2013, 03:16 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by RJNorton - 01-31-2013, 03:36 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 01-31-2013, 03:40 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Hess1865 - 02-01-2013, 06:45 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 02-03-2013, 03:41 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Hess1865 - 02-03-2013, 04:14 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 02-03-2013, 05:02 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Joe Di Cola - 02-03-2013, 10:45 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 02-03-2013, 11:36 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 02-04-2013, 03:07 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Joe Di Cola - 02-04-2013, 04:42 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Dawn E Foster - 02-04-2013, 03:25 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 02-04-2013, 08:50 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 02-04-2013, 04:52 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 02-05-2013, 05:08 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by J. Beckert - 02-05-2013, 05:25 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 02-05-2013, 05:31 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Hess1865 - 02-05-2013, 05:35 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 02-05-2013, 05:41 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Hess1865 - 02-05-2013, 05:59 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 02-05-2013, 06:11 PM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 02-06-2013, 01:28 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by Hess1865 - 02-06-2013, 05:16 AM
RE: Abraham Lincoln sightings - by LincolnMan - 02-06-2013, 05:27 AM
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