I wanna go back to Dixie

[L Verge]

If the wind is blowing, there is no graceful way to handle one's hoop skirt! Otherwise, put down the parasol and find a bumbershoot (umbrella) to shield you from the storm. Better yet, stay inside and sit by the fire -- but not too close in case a stray ember should hop off the hearth and catch your voluminous skirts on fire...