Christmas Songs

[Gene C]

Dave Taylor's BoothieBarn Boothie Carols has inspired me.

(a song of alternative history)
To the tune of Jingle Bells
http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play...bv2m&&tt=b

(chorus)
Ray Neff says
Wierd stuff sells
So buy my book today
Booth didn't die in the barn
Somehow he got away ohhh

They didn't do it
And I can prove it
They were only hunting ducks
It's the perfect book for the holidays
And it's only twenty bucks

While making his escape
His horse fell on the road
Booth came tumbling off
And broke his leg we're told

What then could they do?
To urgent care they went
Since Booth had no insurance card
To Mudd's house they were sent

repeat chorus

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!