Interesting Day at the Old Surratt Hacienda

[Thomas Kearney]

Where's my twin Payne in this production? I could win an award if I portrayed him.

Thomas, your first audition involves going to Laurie's house first thing in the morning to dig a gutter. (or any other manual labor chores she wants done)
Second audition involves running down a busy street yelling "I'm mad, I'm mad"
Third audition involves falling of a horse and spending the night in a grave yard.
Fourth audition involves a romantic scene with a MUCH older woman (don't worry, she should still have some of her teeth left)

1. I need to obtain my learner's permit before digging Laurie's gutter. (I take the test tomorrow)

2. Someone better accompany me and explain to passerby why I'm yelling that I'm mad.

3. I fell off a horse at age 8, so that is taken care of. Plus I heard there are illegal activities by gangs in cemeteries during the night.

And 4. The MUCH older woman I have the affair with has to be Kate Hudson.

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Fourth audition involves a romantic scene with a MUCH older woman (don't worry, she should still have some of her teeth left)

I always confuse Mary and Margaret. Don't pick the wrong one, Thomas, or there could be trouble.

Roger,

No affair with Kate Hudson=No audition.