Booth's field glass

[Gene C]

According to the latest copy of the National Gullible Supermarket Tabloid Reader, John Wilkes Booth escapes to Argentina, where he meets up several years later with Etta Place. She introduces him to Butch and Sundance, where they team up to rob banks and mine payrolls. He manages to escape in the shootout with the Bolivian Army who was hunting Butch and Sundance, but they were killed. He returns to Argentina, goes into real estate and becomes rich helping to relocate ex Nazi officials. Somewhere in the timeline of the story he is abducted by aliens and through some kind of time transformation, he is able to retain his youth, and finally passed away quietly in 1953 or 54, when he was cryongenically frozen. His body is now in the same govenment warehouse where Louis Paine's hat is stored.