Dave Taylor's Great Adventure

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Stale bread is also good for cleaning wallpaper, and Dave, if it ends up that you don't like liquor, gin and vodka can be used to clean crystal chandeliers.

Since we're pretty sure that Thomas Jones had a source for fried chicken close to the pine thicket (and where no one would question why he was taking the chicken outside the house), you should have told Lindsey to bring you KFC - it would be the closest to Maryland fried chicken (sorry Popeye's).