Did You Remember?

[LincolnToddFan]

I haven't been there in decades. I had forgotten just how enormous the statue of Lincoln is!

I was online a couple of years ago and was reading a giddy college girl's account of how she and her boyfriend and a group of other kids slipped into the Monument in the middle of the night when no one was around. They took turns hoisting one another onto Abe's knees and giving him smooches and taking photos. They had all been drinking, and I simply have no idea how they pulled it off without anyone being injured or worse.

I thought the park police patrolled the Mall all night?