JWB and Davey on the run 2014 (spoof)

[RickBeaver]

April, 1865 / reinacted 2014 style - Somewhere in Maryland or Virginia

Booth: Davey, give me your iPhone.
Herold: No way man!
Booth: C’mon, hand it over I need to check something on it.
Herold: Like what, dude?
Booth: Like what everybody is tweeting or putting on Facebook about us.
Herold: Yeah, I hadn’t thought of that, cool idea!
Booth: Davey, only 18% battery life, what the heck?
Herold: Well I haven’t had time or the place to charge it lately.
Booth: Son, we got to find somewhere to charge this thing.
Herold: Go ahead and take a look and see what people are saying.
Booth: Okay, well only 1 bar showing, but I’ll try.
Herold: Too bad we’re not back in D.C.
Booth: Why do you say that?
Herold: More bars in more places!
Booth: Oh brother…..