Missing Plane and Mysteries of the Lincoln Assassination

[JMadonna]

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Be careful of what you wish.

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Here's the scoop: a UFO piloted by Elvis snagged the plane because there was a shipment of peanut butter and fresh bananas onboard. The King hadn't had one of his PB&banana sandwiches in eons, and he had to do something rash.
Also on the UFO was Jimmy Hoffa, who was giving mambo lessons to Marilyn Monroe and JFK

Big deal.
CNN devoted a full hour on that theory.