Missing Plane and Mysteries of the Lincoln Assassination

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Here's the scoop: a UFO piloted by Elvis snagged the plane because there was a shipment of peanut butter and fresh bananas onboard. The King hadn't had one of his PB&banana sandwiches in eons, and he had to do something rash.
Also on the UFO was Jimmy Hoffa, who was giving mambo lessons to Marilyn Monroe and JFK