The value of pets in the Civil War

[Gene C]

That's right Roger.
Since so many of our furry friends leave behind fuzzy momentos as a reminder of their presence, your prize is this quality lint brush furnished by the fine folks at your local dollar store. Unfortunately, the shipping & handeling expenses and goverment taxes on your prize exceed the actual cost of the item. Therefore you shall recieve instead, the admiration and awe from your fans here at the discusion symposium. Congratulations!