Happy Holidays!
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12-30-2013, 09:54 AM
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RE: Happy Holidays!
A friend just sent me this email on being politically correct at this time of year, so I'm passing it on so that you can remember the correct words to these songs in 2014:
O Holiday Tree Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter Frosty the Snowperson Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-friendly Non-Toxic Outdoor Fire (for which I do have a permit) Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over by an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (if office policy permits) Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creatures Sing I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection I'll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December If you have other versions of other songs, please keep us updated so that we will offend no one (except tens of millions of Christians). |
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Happy Holidays! - BettyO - 11-30-2013, 09:04 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - RJNorton - 11-30-2013, 09:17 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - L Verge - 11-30-2013, 09:18 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - BettyO - 11-30-2013, 09:47 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - HerbS - 11-30-2013, 04:32 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - LincolnMan - 12-01-2013, 06:22 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - brtmchl - 12-01-2013, 06:35 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - BettyO - 12-01-2013, 06:51 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - brtmchl - 12-23-2013, 03:56 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Rob Wick - 12-23-2013, 04:20 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - J. Beckert - 12-23-2013, 04:12 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - L Verge - 12-23-2013, 04:58 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - brtmchl - 12-23-2013, 05:03 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Eva Elisabeth - 12-23-2013, 05:46 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - brtmchl - 12-23-2013, 06:35 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Eva Elisabeth - 12-23-2013, 07:01 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - RJNorton - 12-24-2013, 06:54 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - BettyO - 12-24-2013, 07:28 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - RJNorton - 12-24-2013, 09:07 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - RJNorton - 12-24-2013, 01:27 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - L Verge - 12-24-2013, 02:34 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - RJNorton - 12-24-2013, 03:37 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Angela - 12-25-2013, 05:35 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Tom Bogar - 12-24-2013, 03:40 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - BettyO - 12-24-2013, 07:45 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Linda Anderson - 12-24-2013, 07:53 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - BettyO - 12-25-2013, 08:29 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - brtmchl - 12-25-2013, 10:53 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - GARY POPOLO - 12-25-2013, 11:43 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - L Verge - 12-25-2013, 09:27 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Eva Elisabeth - 12-26-2013, 07:17 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - BettyO - 12-26-2013, 07:43 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - L Verge - 12-26-2013, 12:38 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - ReignetteC - 12-27-2013, 11:48 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - BettyO - 12-29-2013, 04:52 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - L Verge - 12-30-2013 09:54 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Rob Wick - 12-30-2013, 10:25 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Gene C - 12-30-2013, 10:56 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - L Verge - 12-30-2013, 10:46 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Rob Wick - 12-30-2013, 06:50 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - J. Beckert - 12-30-2013, 07:49 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - L Verge - 12-30-2013, 07:01 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Gene C - 12-30-2013, 08:13 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Rob Wick - 12-30-2013, 08:21 PM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Eva Elisabeth - 12-31-2013, 07:02 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Rob Wick - 12-31-2013, 07:45 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Eva Elisabeth - 12-31-2013, 08:05 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Rob Wick - 12-31-2013, 08:20 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Eva Elisabeth - 12-31-2013, 08:38 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - Rob Wick - 12-31-2013, 10:00 AM
RE: Happy Holidays! - RJNorton - 12-31-2013, 10:20 AM
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