John Wilkes Booth and Philadelphia's Arch Street Theatre

[L Verge]

Just remember to drag the feather ticking in from the bed in the master bedroom 'cause those bare ropes are damned uncomfortable. When you get up, please tighten the ropes (the wrench is under the bed), drag the feathers back to the other room and then plump them back up again and make the bed. It has to look pristine by the time we open for tours.

Oh, yeah -- I ain't giving you the security code. I want to see the look on your face as the Park Police drag you down the stairs...