Surratt Conference Update

[L Verge]

Trust me, Dave's girlfriend is on my staff -- those socks will come off his hands so fast the hands may come with them!!!

On second thought, we'll privately tape his puppet presentation without the audience and sell the videos... Even better, we'll convince The Muppets to do a segment on the Lincoln assassination. I guess y'all know that their creator, the late-Jim Henson, was a Maryland boy.